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I am laughing so hard that my 3 year old walked over here wanting to see what is so funny!!!

Why did you suck on your arms until you got a hickey? Do NOT suck on your arms!

Get your hand out of your pants!

Please go put your pants back on!

No, you can't go to the pool with no shirt on. Your brother is a boy, and the rules are different for boys and girls.

Yes, you will get big boobies when you get older.

Please don't bite your toenails.

Who smeared poo all over the toilet seat?

Who smeared poo all over the wall?

I could probably keep going....

No I am not going to pull your finger....

followed by...alright but don't ask me again...

followed by....good one honey, maybe you should check your pants.

What's wrong with your penis?  Then stop touching it.

I'm not sure what time puberty starts.

I'm pretty sure you wont touch your brain so get your finger out of your nose.

haha my kids are 9 and 1

*do not stick your finger up your nose and then in your mouth EVER AGAIN! 9-yr old

*we wipe with toilet paper, we dont use our underwear-9r old

*dont eat out of the garbage! 1 yr old

*please dont dip that toilet paper in the toilet and eat it (again!) 1 yr old

*no, no dont touch the poop in the diaper, oh god what is that by your mouth?-1 yr old

*stop grabbing the doggys peepee. he doesnt like that! he will bite you! (to the one yr old) obviously lol

*you cant date until you are 30. your daddy and i are going to keep you girls locked up and you will only wear turtle necks and overalls. understand?

*no! dont rip your diaper off and then pee on the kitchen floor. oh and now youre fingerpainting with it. yay!

=)

Wow! I feel so much better reading these. My most recent...

"Oh, look a cricket just pooped on me."

Your brother is NOT a tissue...do not wipe that on him

"sweetheart, we don't put our fingers in our butt - that's bad manners."

"No sweetheart, I don't want to smell your finger.  Go wash them now and USE SOAP!"

"No darling, my peepee is not squished, I wasn't born with one like yours.  Girls have different ways they go to the bathroom."

"Take the frog OUT of your mouth right now!"

"When you call someone on the phone you don't just say 'hi' and wait for whomever answers to respond.  You introduce yourself and ask for who you're calling for - in other words, you say 'Hi, this is Claire - is Ella there?"  Immediately followed by "Hi  ...... (long pause)  .... oh, I mean, is Ella there?  I mean, this is Claire."

"Why are their army men and legos frozen in a cup of ice in my freezer?!"

"Sweetie, you don't have to come and find me to tell me that you have to go potty, just go into the bathroom and GO!"

"Why are you touching your peepee?  Does it hurt?"  His response, "no, it just feels good when I touch it."

UGH! :)  Many  many moments of phrases I never imagined myself saying!!

I am dying over here. What is it with boys and their parts ? ? ?

I told my son the other day, as he was running around starkers:

You cannot be having your penis waving around all willy nilly like that. Put it away ! ! !