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Reply by Nikki
author of Life as we know it...
2/8/2010 6:59 PM
my six year old cannot grasp the fact that women have three separate processes going on in our lady business! he is dumbfounded as to why we pee sitting down...he thinks we pee out of our butts, in spite of desperate attempts at explaining it to him.
the last time he asked about it, loudly and in a public restroom, i might add, he said, "mom....why do girls sit down to pee again? oh yeah...it's because boys have a penis, and girls have a brain!"
i told him...that he had finally figured it out! that he was EXACTLY right!!
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Reply by Keeslermom
author of Keesler Chaos
2/8/2010 7:03 PM
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Reply by Tracy
author of We are SIX now.
2/8/2010 7:05 PM
OMG Nikki...that cracks me up!
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Reply by Amanda
author of Belli's Place
Belli's Place- Living Life with Larsen's Syndrome
2/8/2010 7:07 PM
Nikki, that is AWESOME! What a smart little boy you have there =-)
Keeslermom, I will be sure to stay away from the grubs.
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Reply by Keeslermom
author of Keesler Chaos
2/8/2010 7:09 PM
My friend wants to design a t-shirt with "This is your brain on grubs".
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Reply by Francie
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2/8/2010 7:47 PM
Nikki, that's outstanding! Thanks for the laugh.
A while back, my almost 3-year old somehow smashed his finger (I can't remember how). So, he's crying and I'm comforting him. In between sobs, he shouts out, "Cut it off, Mom, cut it off!!!"
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Reply by 'Sam'
author of Our Family Journal
2/8/2010 7:47 PM
Nikki I am so LMAO!
I will never forget my oldest one day said "I am hUman" with a perfect Arnold Schwartzeneger accent. I don't know what movie or speech it was from originally, but we still laugh about it...she was like 5 and has no clue who he is.
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Reply by phyllis
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2/8/2010 8:02 PM
When I was potty training my youngest a couple weeks ago i said " lets go potty" and he sits down and tells me "let see what happens mom" it was sooo funny
My 4 year old asked me what "swagger" was the other day LOL
and unless you are a charger fan or follow football you wont get it but we are HUGE charger fans and theres some sort of rival with charger and raider fans..well the day we lost the play off game my 3 year old kept saying he wanted to punch the chargers. I say "okay baby, we dont hit people but tell me what team you like" and he says " i like those pirates...you know the black ones" he was talking about those damn raiders LOL...hes a crazy kid, i dont even know where he really looked at them
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Reply by Amy
author of The Shaffer Spot
2/8/2010 8:07 PM
My 4 year old, watching me iron my husband's work pants, says, "I want to cook daddy's pants." Ha!
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Reply by phyllis
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2/8/2010 8:09 PM
ohhhh i just remembered another one when i was reading the terriable twos post
Oren ( my 3 year old) is sooo hard to disipline lately . He was being bad at school when i was dropping him off and i asked him if he wanted to sit and eat his breakfast with his friends or going out side with me and get a spanking...he opted for the spanking..I couldnt help but laugh
He was also pooping in his pants once a day during school and i asked him why he did it at school but he poops on the toilet like a big boy at home and he said "because if i make a mess you need to come get me " LOL...i said no, thats why we bring extra clothes..i think he finally understood cause we havent had an accident in a couple weeks ( knock on wood)
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